We take you now to Kermit The Frog with another fast-breaking news story.
Hi-ho, Kermit The Frog here for Sesame Street News. Today we have an exciting story. This morning, in her eight a.m. class, Ms. Tree of Knowledge flashed her students when the top button of her shirt came unbuttoned revealing her breasts.
Yes, that's right. On my first day of class, in my first class, twenty brand-new college students saw my boobies. At least I had on a pretty bra.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
1 comment:
Yikers! If I did that, my students would be in quite a state of shock, as my boobs have turned into milk-fountains.
How'd you manage to keep your cool?!
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