Monday, August 21, 2006

When Sugar Attacks

Crazy Lady: "Oh my god. I"m going crazy. I'm going crazy. I'm talking to myself and going crazy."

Child: "Look, mommy look, why is that lady crazy?"

Mother: "Run, child. Run!"

CL: "Oh my god. I"m going crazy. I'm going crazy. I'm talking to myself and going crazy. Why am I going crazy? Because I ate pie for breakfast. Sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


That is the conversation I just had with myself, in the kitchen, complete with distinct voices for Crazy Lady, Child, and Mother. There was also a very distinct beat that went along with CL chanting in the background of the mother's screams. I'm not sure how I accomplished that.

I'm baking a potato.

2 comments:

Eddie said...

LOL! I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this.

Ilnizzzah said...

You are not alone *sings in a Michael Jackson voice

LOL