Monday, November 27, 2006

The World Is a Vampire

One of my students likes to argue about the advice I give her/him--

--but I don't have fifty-bajillion topics in my paper. These two completely unrelated in every way topics are totally the same thing.

--but my religious-wacko definition of this scientific theory is totally accurate, and the unbiased, general information sources you suggested are pinko-lefties.

Can you hear you hear the whine? She/he also makes that smile/grimace face that means "if you weren't my teacher, I'd totally tell you to fuck off right now." To which I think, "right back at you, asshole."

On the bright side, I was told I have "beautiful veins" when I gave blood today. I like moments that feel like slips into an alternate universe. This would be one populated by vampires.

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