I'm not a morning person

Apparently coffee is a vital part of making me nice. How do I know this? I've only drank half a cup so far, and I've already been bitching about how the people who submit #LFMFs that are about embarrassment need to just get over it. Either you do something stupid or it's not a fail. If the only result is embarrassment (not, say, an injury or ruined clothing or something), it's not a fail. Also, my coffee is already cold, so I'm drinking it too slowly. Stupid mornings.