Dear Internets,

I would like to easily pass my exams. Thank you.


I've gone from obsessively checking email to obsessively checking blogs. You people do not update enough to allow me to properly procrastinate out of pre-exam anxiety.

Exams start Saturday and last for a month. I will pass, and it will be way easier than I am dreading. I will be pleasantly surprised and happy with how well I do. No one will ask me about any of the texts I didn't read; they won't even be relevant.

I can so do this.

That is all.